I don't know why Americans are getting so fat. I mean, if you cant slam a few deep fried, sugar
dusted pieces of cheese cake whenever you feel like it, and still stay slim, then I just give up.
If I'm not laying the sarcasm on thick enough, let me just say this. If the fast food restaurants
put deep fried pork fat in a container with Spiderman on the side, people would eat it. We already have fried fat, its called cracklings, or pork rinds. So I'm not going to blame it on the industry anymore. The guy that made the movie "Supersize Me" was looking in the wrong direction. We all know what this kind of diet will do to you, we just don't know why we keep eating it anyway.
dusted pieces of cheese cake whenever you feel like it, and still stay slim, then I just give up.
If I'm not laying the sarcasm on thick enough, let me just say this. If the fast food restaurants
put deep fried pork fat in a container with Spiderman on the side, people would eat it. We already have fried fat, its called cracklings, or pork rinds. So I'm not going to blame it on the industry anymore. The guy that made the movie "Supersize Me" was looking in the wrong direction. We all know what this kind of diet will do to you, we just don't know why we keep eating it anyway.
2 comments:
Slow down, Cheif! This ain't the god damned Gulf of Peekapoo, this is America.
Love,
The Doctor
knowing your love and concern for dog's (from reading one of your other blog sites "whatthaduck.com" I have to share with you how I try to protect the health and waistline of my beloved boxer "Bella". Whenever we are out and about or on a roadtrip and need to stop somewhere to eat we try to find an Arby's to "drive thru". Now a regular sized roast beef sandwich with no sauce and the top half of the bun removed makes a nice lunch for any dog you may have riding along with you. I alway's open the sandwich and tear it into bite sized pieces and give it a minute to cool down before placing it on the backseat for the afore mentioned BELOVED BOXER, BELLA to snarf it down. We also pack into the car zip lock baggies with her 16.99 a bag dry "Maxie Boxer 26" that is made by a company in France that includes all nutritional componants necessary for the opitimal health of Boxer dogs. And just to futher anger you, we bring along bottled water (Bella is not picky about water) that our BELOVED Boxer Bella slurps up straight from the bottle with a minimum of drip's. Bella can slurp up one half a bottle at a time, (oh by the way, the water is always room temp, Bella does not care for chilled water). Your health would be improved by following the dietary observances that we provide for our dog. Next time you get hungry and you are out just try Bell's idea of a perfect fast food lunch. You will feel better for it and the Beloved Dog's of America will be proud of you....
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