I don't really believe that, but you will at least sound gay asking for them. Ever since the creation of the "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity" breakfast combo at Ihop, it seems as though it makes the advertisers laugh to make people say stupid shit to get the food they want. We have been taught that men cant drink bar drinks with fruit in them. Or umbrellas. And I feel funny even asking for my Red Lobster Admirals Feast broiled, instead of deep fried. Same goes for cotton candy. Corn dogs, or pretty much anything on a stick. Yogurt is OK, I guess, but it has many stupid names given to it. Granola bars, and most fruit. Bananas are the worst, phallic I guess. I always want a side salad, but rarely ask for it. ALL DESERTS ARE GAY. Same goes for any food with the name "oodles" in it. "Oodles of nuts!"
I go to lunch with the guys I work with. I pay attention to the waitress, and when you order something girly, they always laugh or make some crude and insensitive comment. Not the guys, the waitress. This tells me that I am correct. "I want the turkey Minis, and the salad bar" and "can I get asparagus spears instead of fries with it?" This may make you feel good about your health, and how good you will look when you start losing the weight. It WILL make you look good- like a pretty little girl. Long live grease. And I don't mean the musical.
I go to lunch with the guys I work with. I pay attention to the waitress, and when you order something girly, they always laugh or make some crude and insensitive comment. Not the guys, the waitress. This tells me that I am correct. "I want the turkey Minis, and the salad bar" and "can I get asparagus spears instead of fries with it?" This may make you feel good about your health, and how good you will look when you start losing the weight. It WILL make you look good- like a pretty little girl. Long live grease. And I don't mean the musical.
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