Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The beast has been born unto the world. I witnessed it in all of its unholy glory just this morning, and still I find myself near speachless. You see, I was forced into going to Hardees this morning for breakfast. Not forced as in "I dont like Hardees", hell, I love Hardees. But because my wife accidently threw away the "Little Smokies" sausages I was going to pitch into a pot of cheese grits. I couldnt eat the plain grits after I descovered the tragic loss. When I brought the groceries home (including the Smokies) my wife came into the kitchen to throw away the empty bags. She decided to put an old banana or two into one bag, to put into the trash. She was going to throw them out, and put the Smokies in the frige. Anyway, a switch occured when the door opened, and the black banana went in, the Smokies went in the trash. Now, just know that an accident like that would NEVER happen to me. My wife eats like a bird, and thus, does not care much about food. I got into the truck, and hauled ass for Hardees. When I rounded the drive through lane, there it was. I was shocked by the thought of it, maybe even more than the site. I stuttered and coughed, and ordered a country steak and cheese biscuit combo. I was not ready. In the picture I snapped (confusing the guy behind me) the image is blurrred, but its not the picture of the beast I wanted to show here. Its the ingrediants. A breakfast burrito- ham, bacon, sausage, eggs, cheese, hash rounds, and milk sausage gravy. All wrapped in a 920 calorie flour tortilla of death. I hear when you eat it, you can hear Angels sing. Wow.