Ever lost a woman to a diet? I don't mean she overdosed on Zenadrene and died, I mean lost her fucking mind, and left your ass? It happens. I don't think its just a woman thing, but I have never seen it happen with a guy. The problem is, that woman cant just lose weight, and be happy about that. They have to change their entire life, over a few dress sizes. I think there are probably a lot of guy's around, with wives that maybe had a baby, blew up on the scale, and never came back. These dudes always give them crap for it, and get all giddy when they (the wife) finally decide to get on a program. The problem is, a lot of times the last few pounds they shed is your goofy ass. They suddenly have people all around them, telling them how beautiful they are, and how strong they must be to have done something so challenging. They have gone through an amazing metamorphosis, with new clothes, hair, habits, interests, etc., and there you are, sitting right where they left you. You look the same. You smell the same. You suck the same as you did when she was 260. You, Sir, are sweating to the Oldies, not her.
If she goes on a program you better get your ass up, and get brand new. Its the only way. Oh yeah, here's another little jewel on this subject; you are also at fault for letting her get that big. That's right- you were fine with her the way she was. Well, that's why it wont work now. You getting this? Pearls. And God help you if she is using ANY diet drugs along the way. They will add crazy/manic to the whole picture, and push all the unavoidable changes you have to suffer along even faster. Good luck!
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This also goes for boob jobs. Spend 5 grand on a perfect pair of 36 Cs and watch them as they bounce into some other dudes face.
Thanks man. I was just reading this one again for the first time since I wrote it. I feel like this one is really one of my best. I wish more people were reading this chit.
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