Get it? College Inn- Collagen. You know, boiled chicken fat? Broth? Oh well. I just thought it was funny. I know something not so funny, my cholesterol level. 400+. My Doctor said I can go ahead and plan for a "cardiac event" in the very near future. She said most likely before I'm forty. I told her I was already 38, and she looked me in the eye and said "I know how old you are". Wow. I admitted, it's the gravies. I told her that I am the "MacGyver" of gravies. I could make a gravy out of a cup of tap water and a ball of yarn. She no longer subscribes to my brand of humor. She gave me three months to fix it, or I have to go on the drugs. I don't know what to do. Damn you gravy, damn you.
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